Admiral of the Bathtub (aka Admiral Bull)
To introduce this post:
An invitation was sent to me from someone calling himself Admiral Bull. The posting was since removed by him so I cannot re-post it here. He obviously was attempting to cover his tracks. He paid me a compliment and then invited me to join his ship. Here is what transpired later.
I wrote a second response to him unaware of the comments he had sent to other members.
At 4:53pm on November 1, 2008, Molly McDoe said…
Something must be wrong with the site. My last response to your invitation did not post. So, here I go again. Thank you for the compliments....always appreciated. Joining your ship......not possible. According to the Articles of the Corsairs (which I actually read) you are not recognized as an official ship. And what's this about Admiral? Are ye an Admiral before becoming a Captain? Oh, I get it, that's how you got your name, Admiral Bull---t
So tell me now, why would I want to leave my ship of fine entertainers to join a ship of one? Although you are a cutie.
Besides that, reading your profile gave me a headache.
Can't say I'll see ya on the seas since you fly in the air....in what appears to be a big fruit! How ya keep that thing from rotting??? If my shipmates shoot you down, would we get juiced? That could come in handy out in the barren seas. We won't get scurvy. Hey, an idea......you could do juice stands in every port for all the pirates who need to be juiced!
Speaking of that, I gotta go to the pub. It's that time. Aargh!
Saol fada chugat. (long life to ya)
Here is his reponse:
At 9:09am on November 7, 2008, ADMIRAL BULL said…
learning to play an instrument that you never used before can give one a headache so it is with thinking and I can imagine that reposting the same b.s. three times can be frustrating although it's hard for me to relate since with an iq slightly more than of a rotten papaya it's not hard to figure out that a comment might require to be approved and the recipient may be too busy to visit the site to approve it... as for the fruit it is called durian and it is about the size of the cannonball with sharp spikes, you can't make juice out of it because it is not a juicy fruit, it is rather thick and some have compared the smell to shit... so yeah if you want it dropped on you you can proudly brag that you were shitted on by captain bull ... as you see I take myself lightly which is why I am in heaven but I am also well aware when someone crosses the line who wasn't blessed with a lot of grey matter. an official pirate, you crack me up, this isn't the screen actors guild... a ship of one is much lighter especially if the people wanting to get aboard are would be cargo not would be crew. ok this is like racing with a snail not very challenging I'll let you off the hook forever bobby fischer doesn't enjoy playing chess with a retarded child. and no I didn't take it personally because I didn't invite you to my shi-p on this site dooh! I was speaking figuratively about my network clubkam.ning.com... to understand figurative speech and humor takes a little education... and I like how you didn't ///get it/// you see there are two kinds of entertainers --- jesters and fools... and regarding calling me a cutie, at least your taste is no worse than most women, although there is no point in stating the obvious... as for my ///ship/// on this site you can ask captain leo, I had members there, than I deleted it, and than I recreated it but didn't have time to invite the members back or update my display photo for that matter... so quit making assumptions. people who are afraid of being alone settle for trash... yes indeed they are entertaining in a foolish sort of way, but I am not one of your dumb clowns, so quit making puns out of my name, you got that?
Response from Molly:
( quote from a definition straight from Wikipedia)
“The durian fruit is regarded by some as fragrant, others as overpowering and offensive. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust. The odor has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation.”
My first comment in response to Bull’s invitation was written in jest. However, I quickly learned that Admiral Bull---t is true to his fruit – and now understand why he chose it as his “ship” to fly through the air. He obviously blends rather well with this fruit (his deep appreciation for himself – and intense disgust from others) and continues to sail around the planet since no country will allow him to land with his repelling stench.
If you step outside tonight to enjoy the evening skies and smell a repulsive odor emitting from above, just gaze upward and behold the Admiral Bull---t and his Fruitloopterian airship.
This self-appointed Admiral has taken it upon himself to spew his putrid insults upon every individual who has responded to his offensive and supercilious attacks. His apparent intent is to unleash his disgusting stench upon the members of this site. He has abused, ridiculed, slandered and insulted the U.S.A. and its people – especially women. His remarks are clearly idiotic and ego manic.
In Ireland they say that a man who acts in this manner is hiding a smaller portion of himself. He uses his brashness as a cover for his deficiencies. Seems to me we should have an unveiling.
So here is an offer for ye, Admiral BS, if ye cowardly self wishes to come out and meet with the Emerald Banshee members and other ship crews and Captains, a special celebration will be held for this (revealing) occasion at the SCA this coming February. Look it up: http://www.estrellawar.org/ You will be most welcomed by Capt. Moreg and his crew with festivities that are certain to remain in your memory for a long time to come. So come on out, fruitloop, we’ll be waitin fer ye. You got that???
An invitation was sent to me from someone calling himself Admiral Bull. The posting was since removed by him so I cannot re-post it here. He obviously was attempting to cover his tracks. He paid me a compliment and then invited me to join his ship. Here is what transpired later.
I wrote a second response to him unaware of the comments he had sent to other members.
At 4:53pm on November 1, 2008, Molly McDoe said…
Something must be wrong with the site. My last response to your invitation did not post. So, here I go again. Thank you for the compliments....always appreciated. Joining your ship......not possible. According to the Articles of the Corsairs (which I actually read) you are not recognized as an official ship. And what's this about Admiral? Are ye an Admiral before becoming a Captain? Oh, I get it, that's how you got your name, Admiral Bull---t
So tell me now, why would I want to leave my ship of fine entertainers to join a ship of one? Although you are a cutie.
Besides that, reading your profile gave me a headache.
Can't say I'll see ya on the seas since you fly in the air....in what appears to be a big fruit! How ya keep that thing from rotting??? If my shipmates shoot you down, would we get juiced? That could come in handy out in the barren seas. We won't get scurvy. Hey, an idea......you could do juice stands in every port for all the pirates who need to be juiced!
Speaking of that, I gotta go to the pub. It's that time. Aargh!
Saol fada chugat. (long life to ya)
Here is his reponse:
At 9:09am on November 7, 2008, ADMIRAL BULL said…
learning to play an instrument that you never used before can give one a headache so it is with thinking and I can imagine that reposting the same b.s. three times can be frustrating although it's hard for me to relate since with an iq slightly more than of a rotten papaya it's not hard to figure out that a comment might require to be approved and the recipient may be too busy to visit the site to approve it... as for the fruit it is called durian and it is about the size of the cannonball with sharp spikes, you can't make juice out of it because it is not a juicy fruit, it is rather thick and some have compared the smell to shit... so yeah if you want it dropped on you you can proudly brag that you were shitted on by captain bull ... as you see I take myself lightly which is why I am in heaven but I am also well aware when someone crosses the line who wasn't blessed with a lot of grey matter. an official pirate, you crack me up, this isn't the screen actors guild... a ship of one is much lighter especially if the people wanting to get aboard are would be cargo not would be crew. ok this is like racing with a snail not very challenging I'll let you off the hook forever bobby fischer doesn't enjoy playing chess with a retarded child. and no I didn't take it personally because I didn't invite you to my shi-p on this site dooh! I was speaking figuratively about my network clubkam.ning.com... to understand figurative speech and humor takes a little education... and I like how you didn't ///get it/// you see there are two kinds of entertainers --- jesters and fools... and regarding calling me a cutie, at least your taste is no worse than most women, although there is no point in stating the obvious... as for my ///ship/// on this site you can ask captain leo, I had members there, than I deleted it, and than I recreated it but didn't have time to invite the members back or update my display photo for that matter... so quit making assumptions. people who are afraid of being alone settle for trash... yes indeed they are entertaining in a foolish sort of way, but I am not one of your dumb clowns, so quit making puns out of my name, you got that?
Response from Molly:
( quote from a definition straight from Wikipedia)
“The durian fruit is regarded by some as fragrant, others as overpowering and offensive. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust. The odor has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation.”
My first comment in response to Bull’s invitation was written in jest. However, I quickly learned that Admiral Bull---t is true to his fruit – and now understand why he chose it as his “ship” to fly through the air. He obviously blends rather well with this fruit (his deep appreciation for himself – and intense disgust from others) and continues to sail around the planet since no country will allow him to land with his repelling stench.
If you step outside tonight to enjoy the evening skies and smell a repulsive odor emitting from above, just gaze upward and behold the Admiral Bull---t and his Fruitloopterian airship.
This self-appointed Admiral has taken it upon himself to spew his putrid insults upon every individual who has responded to his offensive and supercilious attacks. His apparent intent is to unleash his disgusting stench upon the members of this site. He has abused, ridiculed, slandered and insulted the U.S.A. and its people – especially women. His remarks are clearly idiotic and ego manic.
In Ireland they say that a man who acts in this manner is hiding a smaller portion of himself. He uses his brashness as a cover for his deficiencies. Seems to me we should have an unveiling.
So here is an offer for ye, Admiral BS, if ye cowardly self wishes to come out and meet with the Emerald Banshee members and other ship crews and Captains, a special celebration will be held for this (revealing) occasion at the SCA this coming February. Look it up: http://www.estrellawar.org/ You will be most welcomed by Capt. Moreg and his crew with festivities that are certain to remain in your memory for a long time to come. So come on out, fruitloop, we’ll be waitin fer ye. You got that???
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Captain Aries Thunderskull on -
I agree with Ye, Molly..Leo thinks he's entertaining, But I just think he's a big-headed boor. Perhaps we should demote him, 'cause he is certainly some Major Bull!
He's like so many other I've met who join a group and immediatly attemp to give themselves a title higher than the people on the site who have EARNED their respectful stations.
I'd like to see him come out to SCA, he'd probably call himself a Knight, or Prince, or King, and then watch the fun as the REAL holder of the titles stuff him into a port-potty!
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Permalink Reply by Captain Al "BlackheartedBanshee" on -
Wow , I guess I must have missed something. I am wondering one thing though? And I truely mean no disrespect to you or anyone else. But in all reallity, how many people actually have a boat or a ship or as much as a dinggie? My ex girlfriend wanted me to go to faire with her but she insisted I be a pesant like her. I refused becaue in my heart as in life I was a Pirate. So not all who join Claim a possition not rightfullybelonging to them.I actually sold my boat to pay my attorney to fight my ex wife. And out of alot of people just wanting to have fun, I am a Captain! I have owned 4 boats in my life not counting dinggies LOL. Anyway, I happened on this site on accident looking for other Pirates, Events, Ect. I don't Know the story so I have no right to shoot anyone down.But after reading the back and forthe, I agree He must take a long walk off a short pier.
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Permalink Reply by Lyanndra on -
heck Aires I could stuff him in a porta-potty and gladly would...but then i am a mean wench as you all know
LOL
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Permalink Reply by Master Gunner L. SilverTongue on -
aye i would agree that our lil admiral of the bathtub of fruit bat shit needs to take a long walk into oblivion as all he's accomplishing is making others mad and insulting our respected corsair captains in what can only be called as a child's tempertantrums and that being said he is definetely not entertaining as he has already insulted captain leo himself and also Capatin Blackstrap and my own Captain Aries to which said effect i'd personally love to meet the lil boy at estrella with or without sword in hand and truly enjoy what would happen to him afterwards lol {look in the conversation that has over a 100 replies on our sitefor more details} the poor lil boy needs to jump in his fruitbasket and fly away in his own cloud of stink
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Permalink Reply by Captain Porthos the Shameless on
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I myself have already gone thru something similar with this idiot, he sent me a msg saying I could not join his ship (as if I'd asked) then turned around and asked to join MINE.... LOL yeahhhhhh sure.... I have already called for this guy to be banned in the capt's forums, to no avail.
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Permalink Reply by Master Gunner L. SilverTongue on
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twould be cuz our own dear captn leo finds him entertaining on a "base" value for some odd reason.. that and i belive that also our dear captn leo is part of admiral bullshit's ning site as well... tho how true that is i do not kno as that is straight from the jackass's mouth admiral bullshit of the fruit bat ship himself lol
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Permalink Reply by Lyanndra on
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Oh Molly I so agree with ya....As capt Moreg will be with us I am so excited to see all this....and I am glad to welcome such a smart woman to the camp.....and OMG could he be any fuller of crap....oh well i feel sorry for him....Cant wait till we all see each other in feb
Lyanndra
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Permalink Reply by Molly McDoe on -
Thanks Lyanndra. Hope things work out so I can be there. It will be great fun! Yes, the fruitarian is pitiful.
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