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- Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
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I be the author of GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING
www.PirateParenting.com
"I loved Guide to Pirate Parenting! It’s as if Cap’n Billy was ripped from me own loins, which would explain that drafty feelin’ I get in me nethers."
-- Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, co-author of Pirattitude! So You Wanna Be A Pirate? Here's How, and co-founder of Talk Like a Pirate Day
"In the grand tradition of Dave Barry and other great humorists, Tim Bete has put together this alarmingly insightful book on how to raise your child to be a happy and self-sufficient pirate."
-- Rob Ossian, The Pirate Cove
"Five stars: I highly recommend Guide to Pirate Parenting, for it is filled with piratical treasure you won’t find anywhere else and not even the meanest of pirates will be able to keep a straight face!"
-- Cindy Vallar, Publisher, Pirates and Privateers
"I read it cover-to-cover without putting it down once. Wait, that's a blasted lie. I had to stop and wipe my eyes twice because I laughed so hard. The incredible guide you put together is the funniest pyratical book I've ever had the pleasure to read."
-- Steve "The Black Fox" Kimball, Publisher, The Pyrates Way magazine
"A humorous, satirical jaunt through the world of parenting...complete with pirate-versions of popular nursery rhymes, checklists to gage your child's progress, and advice on dealing with pirate teenagers, this book contains little that might actually be useful to parents, but MUCH that might amuse them (especially after a hard day of PTA meetings and changing diapers.)"
-- Bilgemunky.com
"A fine comic offering from a man who jus' might have tried out all the advice wid his own personal crew."
-- Pirates Magazine
www.PirateParenting.com
"I loved Guide to Pirate Parenting! It’s as if Cap’n Billy was ripped from me own loins, which would explain that drafty feelin’ I get in me nethers."
-- Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, co-author of Pirattitude! So You Wanna Be A Pirate? Here's How, and co-founder of Talk Like a Pirate Day
"In the grand tradition of Dave Barry and other great humorists, Tim Bete has put together this alarmingly insightful book on how to raise your child to be a happy and self-sufficient pirate."
-- Rob Ossian, The Pirate Cove
"Five stars: I highly recommend Guide to Pirate Parenting, for it is filled with piratical treasure you won’t find anywhere else and not even the meanest of pirates will be able to keep a straight face!"
-- Cindy Vallar, Publisher, Pirates and Privateers
"I read it cover-to-cover without putting it down once. Wait, that's a blasted lie. I had to stop and wipe my eyes twice because I laughed so hard. The incredible guide you put together is the funniest pyratical book I've ever had the pleasure to read."
-- Steve "The Black Fox" Kimball, Publisher, The Pyrates Way magazine
"A humorous, satirical jaunt through the world of parenting...complete with pirate-versions of popular nursery rhymes, checklists to gage your child's progress, and advice on dealing with pirate teenagers, this book contains little that might actually be useful to parents, but MUCH that might amuse them (especially after a hard day of PTA meetings and changing diapers.)"
-- Bilgemunky.com
"A fine comic offering from a man who jus' might have tried out all the advice wid his own personal crew."
-- Pirates Magazine
Cap'n Billy the Butcher's Blog
Pirate Parenting interview with pirate captain Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall
In a rare interview with both Tim Bete AND Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall, the co-authors share why they wrote GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING ("Cap’n Billy put his dagger next to my neck and told me I was going to write a book for him") as well as how they placate their muse when she refuses to inspire them ("We ply her with rum"). Read the interview.
Posted on July 9, 2008 at 5:59pm —
How to feng shui your pirate ship
Ahoy, feng-shui-loving pirates! Cap’n Billy the Butcher here with some great feng-shui tips to help you achieve perfect harmony so you can reach your goal to be the world’s most perfect plunderer!
Ye can read all about it here.
Cap'n Billy
Author, GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING
www.pirateparenting.com
Ye can read all about it here.
Cap'n Billy
Author, GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING
www.pirateparenting.com
Posted on July 9, 2008 at 5:02am —
Virtual pirate book tour!
Ahoy matey!
I'm going on a virtual book tour, which is kind of like sailing without ever leaving the dock. The good news is there'll be no rationing of rum, so hide yer valuables.
You can find information about the tour here.
Starting on July 7, you'll find each day's tour stops here.
Feel free to drop anchor… Continue
I'm going on a virtual book tour, which is kind of like sailing without ever leaving the dock. The good news is there'll be no rationing of rum, so hide yer valuables.
You can find information about the tour here.
Starting on July 7, you'll find each day's tour stops here.
Feel free to drop anchor… Continue
Posted on July 2, 2008 at 11:56am —
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