Ahhh, sounds like a fun time to me. Cain't wait ta see ya in yer Devilishly desirable trappings as I lead you down the crowded streets. Plenty of ways to have fun. I'll even let you touch my sword XP.
Ah my lovely lass, don't be so hard on yerself. You're very stunning. Hot enough to get me to "hoist my colors" if you catch my drift XD. I'm more than happy just to get to deflower you my dear. Not that I'm not glad that I get to entertain two lovely beauties.
Oooooohhhh, I'm getting tingly just thinking about it. Too bad it be soo far off. I can't wait ta see ya again m'dear. And your friend too ofcourse. Tell me, is she as beautiful and exciting as you?
Aye, my lovely, ye shant be disappointed. Plenty of things to see and do. Everything from daring feats of acrobatic prowess, magnificent avian creatures, elegant dancing beauties, comedic geniuses, brutal combat tournaments, enchanting trinkets and potions, delicious meals and of course decadant deserts to make you melt...;) All wrapped up with a parade through town with dancing and drumming.
Mmmm, well if ye be lookin' for some revealing pirate attire. The faire runs a costume rental shop just outside it's doors. I'd be more than happy to weigh in my opinion on some choice outfits. XD
That be great news. I'd be frightfully happy ta have ya accompany us to the upcoming Faire. I believe we plan to be goin' on Sunday 28th of February. That be the pirate weekend. Ye can get $2.00 off if ye buy yer tickets at Fry's grocery stores. It'd be great to have such a pretty lass like you in the group. If ya need more info, just lemme know.