well hello there handsome! How be me favorite Captn? So I need your help with a little project I have ... getting rid of the name Junebug!!! I have changed my pirate name to Calypso ... rather fitting dont you think?
me thanks ye fer thar websites an info fer me blade me Captn gave me a cutlass to be a'wearing till i gets me Rapier either bought built or eh.. unfreely given yoho!
I was hoping to have a party, but alas, I have been lacking the energy to clean my house as I have been two weeks at my new job. I believe there are some who get together to practice on Sunday afternoons at the park at 59th ave and Bethany home Road. I hear there is drumming and dancing there, but have never been to it myself. Don't know if they cancelled it on account of the weather this week. I was supposed to have a birthday party, but just can't handle it right now. Sorry, it would have been a wonderful time.
Hey Man whats happening. Man oh man have I just had the mosssst amazingly fucked up summer ever. was enlisted to help a friend without knowing, how vast an inhospitible the extent of that help was going to be. Let her roommates borrow my Van to scrap metal and before I knew it my car was falling apart and my license plate had been confiscated bythe popo. Now I have to deal with at least $ 500. in repair bills and another $1,000 in legal... kill me now... avoid the rush...
hey cap'n its the waundering scott ole i wanted to contact you before you forgot about me. im going to a renfair this weekend in wisconson and wanted to ask you if could locate some thunder brothers in northern illinois for me.
capt. porthos it be a long time since we meet of old friend you may not remmber me but i know you the name shadow thi only the red head irsh pirate. i used to blong to extrem thunder. we drink and be came friends atthe year of thegreat flood youask me to be apart of the crew but i lost in touch but i have found you once more. "if you don't remmber i was the one sailing away on my airbed sword an bord udeing my bord as a pattal tell people i was going to fight a littel water was not going to stop me!!" here my number 623 206 or 260 6052 i cant remmber the frist three of my cell or call me at home at 623 4765748 i hope to here from you agin!.. "bloody pirates!! there everywhere!!"
well i dont know i see a bunch of you looking good....hey send me your cloak and i will remake it for you...oh and there are horrible pics of me as well.
so glad we all camped together you were a riot and great for keeping out the other rif raf...
Great pics aint we a photogenic bunch.The girls are all posed and beautiful and we look like monkeys on crack.Especaily the one of me with my eyes crossed and my tounge hangin out.The caption should read
(This be your captian speakin please keep your arms tucked inside inside at all times we will be stumbling at altitude of three feet so watch fer the low stuff and raise your legs at the high stuff.Its rainin buckets of bilge water.The cursed mud is deep enough to swallow a man.There be sea dragons running back and forth in a straight line and one really big long one that screams and rumbles worse than me ex!!Non to worry me hardies I know these waters and I have rum AAAARRRRRHHHG!
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Aaaah Yes....
Cap'n Michael sends greetings back to you.
so glad we all camped together you were a riot and great for keeping out the other rif raf...
(This be your captian speakin please keep your arms tucked inside inside at all times we will be stumbling at altitude of three feet so watch fer the low stuff and raise your legs at the high stuff.Its rainin buckets of bilge water.The cursed mud is deep enough to swallow a man.There be sea dragons running back and forth in a straight line and one really big long one that screams and rumbles worse than me ex!!Non to worry me hardies I know these waters and I have rum AAAARRRRRHHHG!
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